Sorry For The Delay....
We here at bitchmac.com sincerely apologize for leaving y'all hanging for so long between posts. The boss man had personal issues to deal with, but he has finally unlocked the doors to the office. And let me tell y'all something, we got a bunch of mess to bitch about. However, you're going to have to wait a little longer while we clean out the cob webs from the office and our brains. (side note, we have yet to find any cobs nor cob corpses but their webs are EVERYWHERE!)
So before the bitching really starts we would like to ask this one question: How does that guy on the "free credit report.com" commercials live with himself? Those friggin' songs are like nails on a chalkboard to us. We suggest everyone from the website to the ad agency to the production company to the crew to the talent to whoever worked the craft service table at the shoots, all y'all, please go hunting with Dick Cheney. And take Pelosi with ya'.
Bitch atcha soon. Thanks for you patience. And, as always...................Please think!
BMAC
We know we promised our earth shattering proposal for a tax free redistribution of wealth today. We assure you that our proposal is coming soon, and it is damn good. We think it is ingenious, but hell, we thought of it. Oh it is friggin' awesome, super-sweet if you will. But that will have to wait. Because something even better to bitch about has been thrust upon our office
You see, last week UNC-TV held a gubernatorial debate open to all three candidates running for governor in our great state of North Carolina. We have all heard about how expensive it is to run a campaign, and free television time is more scarce than politicians with integrity.
Dr. Mike Munger (LP) jumped at the chance to let his message be heard across the state. After a few days of contemplating Pat McCrory (R) soon followed. So where was Lt. Governor Bev Perdue? Twelve miles away at her home! Why would anyone waste an opportunity for FREE TV time during a crucial campaign? Some might say she has enough money to run her own ads since she is a special interest prostitute. Others might say she is so inept that her advisors (cough, puppet masters, cough) knew better than to let a PhD. in poli./sci like Dr. Munger sink his learned teeth into her empty skull. But not us here at bitchmac.com. We went to the source and asked Lt. Governor Perdue herself why she didn't attend. Guess what we got in response to our email? No, guess? Did you say "a fucking lie"? If you did then you were right! Congrats! Want to read it? Do ya'? Well here it is....
"Thank you for taking the time to write the Bev Perdue Campaign. Bev will participate in five televised debates this election. That is many more than any recent Gubernatorial or Presidential general election. The campaign receives dozens of requests for debates and forums, and while running an aggressive statewide campaign, we cannot schedule them all."
Wait a minute. WTF? McCrory's already been in more debates than she has. You see Lt. Governor, six is greater than five (6>5). Someone in her campaign needs to tell her the voters of NC aren't as incompetent as their candidate. And come October 8th McCrory will have her seven to five. Yes Bevvie, seven is a bigger number than five. We learned math like this in kindergarten.
If you are scared to debate Dr. Munger just say so. But don't you fucking dare lie to us. We all have calculators on our cell phones and can kick it old school with our fingers and wittle piggies.
So y'all we ask everyone to email Lt. Idiot Perdue and ask her to join in the next debate on October 8th. We could give you her email address but we are sure you have the mental capacity to find it for yourself. Seriously, this lady makes McCrory look like a PhD. Oh wait Mike Munger already is one. Don't be like Perdue.....Please Think-BMAC
Bitchmac.com's Official Endorsements
The following are the candidates supported by the incredibly sexy staff here at bitchmac.com. As far as the local state races we have only included the candidates from the districts where our office is located. However, we feel the need to also endorse two U.S. House candidates from outside our district. They are Dennis Kucinich (D-OH 10th district) and B.J. Lawson (R-NC 4th district). We also endorse Bob Conley (D-SC) for U.S. Senate. These are three rock-solid cats that deserve your vote and any money you can spare. Now onto whom we believe to be the best candidates running.
President: Bob Barr (LP)
U.S. Senate: Chris Cole (LP)
U.S. House District 8: Larry Kissel (D)
N.C. Governor: Dr. Mike Munger (LP)
N.C. Lt. Governor: Phillip Rhodes (LP)
N.C. House District 102: Becky Carney (D)
N.C. Senate District 37: Rusty Sheridan (LP)
We also would like to state our disdain for the following candidates. These people are not looking out for the best interests of their constituents. We here at bitchmac.com implore you- DO NOT VOTE FOR THESE APATHETIC, SPECIAL INTEREST POLITICAL PROSTITUTES.
President: Barohn McBama (Republicrat)
U.S. Senate: Dole (R-N.C.)
U.S. House District 8: Hayes (R-N.C.)
N.C. Senate District 37: Clodfelter (R)
N.C. Governor: Perdue (D)
U.S. Senate: Graham (R-SC)
U.S. House: Pelosi (D-CA)
If there are any candidates we forgot, good or bad, please contact us and we will add them to our list. Our tax free plan for redistribution of wealth will be up tomorrow so check back. Thanks for your time and, as always, Please Think! - BMAC
New blog coming soon i promise!
I got alot of things i want to bitch about. I just closed up shop on my myspace blog so new peeves are coming. The following is another of my old myspace blogs. Check back soon for my bitch du jour.
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King Charlotte The Ribbon Cutter
i read an article recently about an upcoming gubernatorial debate between republican mike mccrory ,mayor of charlotte, and democrat bev perdue, Lt. governor nc. the article was about the denial of libertaritan dr. mike munger, chair-duke university school of political science, into the debate. no reason was given for his exclusion. this started me thinking. i had no idea who munger was. i think i had heard of perdue but that might just be from the chickens. however, i do know pat mccrory. you see for the past thirteen years (yes 13 years! Seven terms, which is a world record for terms for charlotte's mayor) Pat has been my mayor. through two bill clinton terms with its perjury trials and dna stains, pat was my mayor. through the stolen election of 2000 with its nepotism and bogus recounts, i had mayor Pat. through 9/11, afghanistan, wmds, oops no wmds,mccory led what i believe to be the best city in this country. i was born in charlotte on 5th st. at mercy hospital. i remember Mayor Belk, Mayor Knox, the great Mayor Gant, and Mayor Vinroot. i remember myrick also; though i wish i could forget her. she still gives me nightmares. i even remember that i had forgotten of couple of mayors. But you know for the life of me i can't remember ANYTHING mayor Pat has done in 13 years! i can't recall any decisions he has made. none. zero. nada. he shook hands with people and was charlotte's spokesman on tv. but i swear there weren't any proclamations from the mayor's office of any importance. i remember plenty of city council decisions. especially the one to build a new arena that charlotteans didn't want. we in the queen city didn't just bitch and moan about it. we actually took time to go vote NOT to build it. mayor Pat could have vetoed the council's decision to override the people's choice, but i don't think he had the power. that's when it hit me. i can't remember anything Pat did as mayor because he hasn't the power nor the responsibility to do anything. he is ruled by the city council. the city of charlotte is ruled by the city council. for thirteen years Pat Mccrory has been "King of Charlotte". great for shaking hands and cutting ribbons but not for running my state of North Carolina. republicans of nc you have been shafted. i'm sorry but your canidate severely inexperienced and too inept to run this state. it makes me wonder why they let King Charlotte into the gubernatorial debate and not the doctor of poli. sci. from duke. please think. BMAC |
Bailout of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac is Bad for America!
(by my first ever guest bitcher JenXer)
Lately McCain has been speaking socialist language on the mortgage
bailout, i.e. "reforms," and Barack, while making a comforting ploy
saying he doesn't want taxpayers to get screwed, is full of it.
Taxpayers are gonna get screwed no matter what. That means every working
American is going to lose money due to the greed and irresponsibility of
investment bankers and dumb consumers. Not to mention politicians.
Barack's assertion that the gov will make sure lobbyists and the like
will not have influence on the powerful decisions made is bullshit.
Am I responsible for other idiots' mistakes? Hell No.
I have excellent credit and I pay my bills on time. I just purchased a
house I can afford with a fixed-rate mortgage from a non-profit credit
union, and these turkeys want to take more of my money for someone
else's mistakes.
I'm a working single mother and I am responsible. Don't punish me for that.
Here is what Bob Barr, the Libertarian candidate for president has to
say about it:
http://www.youtube.com/v/ag-kkq_vKHA&hl=en&fs=1
He sounds OK, but he doesn't sound as thrifty as I'd like him to.
Although perhaps if nothing is done then our economy may sink. News
flash=it's sinking. And I blame greedy people, Washington politicians in
particular.
Inside they're thinking, POWER, more POWER!!!
The little people won't know what hit them. Arrgggh.
"I agree with you Jen, When do the bailouts stop? Who"s next GM, Ford? Arrgggh! Arrggh, indeed." -Bmac
On second thought...
Recently i stated that with the Palin pick the GOP was the "lesser of two evils" in the presidential race. Oh hell no. I was wrong. After reading this, I'm just as scared of the republicans. There is no party less evil. They both suck ass. Both are going to give you more war, more debt, more big spending and less freedom. The GOP probably wouldn't raise taxes as much, BUT you get fascism, unanimous agreement on FISA and hard core pro-life and pro-death penalty.
The Dems. VP choice voted no on FISA but you get socialism, higher taxes, higher debt and an even larger government. It's lose, lose.
Once again, i say the only wasted vote in this election is a vote against Bob Barr. Barr/Root is the best ticket for the future of America. So come November think about Soviet Russia, Nazi Germany and the beautiful dream of the founding fathers of the United States of America! Go read "Common Sense" by Thomas Paine and muse upon who he'd vote for. bobbarr2008.com Please think. BMAC
And so it begins....
This is my first posting of this site i decided to create. My purpose here is twofold. First, i want an outlet to bitch. So many things make my skin crawl, i wanted a way to voice my frustrations rather than annoying my friends and coworkers. Issues like nanny state bullshit, the dumbing down of mankind, stupid ass tv commercials, people's obsession with celebrities, the list goes on.
Secondly, i want to show everyone the inadequacies of the Republican and Democratic parties. Collectively, these two "gangs" have forged a cartel over our tax dollars. Both parties are for big government, big spending and less freedom for the citizens of the United States of America. Collectively the G.O.P. and the liberals have broken the Constitution and The Bill of Rights; and they have left the USA broke. There are a few good ones on Capitol Hill like Dr. Paul and Rep. Kucinich but they are few and far between.
Well that's about it for now. I'll be adding more news links to the good, bad and ugly. Thanks for your time. Please think. BMAC
8/06/08
This is from one of my myspace blogs, in case you missed it.
JUST FACTS. SORRY IF THE TRUTH HURTS.
the following are a list of facts that i have compiled. these are by no means opinionated. all can be researched and verified online.
FACT: on 7/10/2008 president george w. bush signed H R 6304, the foreign intelligence surveillance act (fisa) of 1978 amendments acts of 2008.
FACT: this law allows immunity from prosecution to all telecom companies, at&t for example, who eavesdrop on American citizens, you for example, without a warrant from a judge.
FACT: this law allows the government to intercept any private phone call or email from any media correspondent reporting from abroad without a judge's signed warrant.
FACT: the 1st Amendment to the United States Constitution states "congress shall make no law...prohibiting the free exercise thereof, or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press..."
FACT: the 4th Amendment to the United States Constitution guarentees "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."
FACT: the government of the United States is being sued over the passing of hr 6304.
FACT: the plaintiffs in the previously stated lawsuit include Amnesty International USA, the ACLU and the Global Fund for Women and many more.
FACT: h r 6304 passed in the House of Representatives 293 to 128 and in the Sentate 69 to 28.
FACT: Rep. timothy johnson (R-IL) broke with the republican party lines and voted no on allowing the government to spy on American citizens without a warrant.
FACT: Sen. barack obama (D-IL) sided with president bush and the republicans to allow your emails to be read and phone calls listened to by the government without due process.
FACT: Libertarian Bob Barr is the only presidential canidate fighting for your rights against warrantless eavesdropping by teaming with the ACLU and salon.com through the Accountability Now/ Strange BedFellows Coalition.
like i said before these are facts. edificate yourself. please think. bmac
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